Welcome to Ascend!

Ascend Raiding!

Ascend is a Raiding Guild on Runnyeye. We were formed for those who want to raid seriously, without spending half of our real lives doing it. Therefore, we expect exceptional performance from our members to clear content in half the time.

We raid three times a week and have an optional extra raid on a Monday.

Mon 8pm (Optional Non-DKP)
Wed 8pm
Thur 8pm
Sun 7pm

All times are in GMT and raids last for around three hours, four on a Sunday.

Now ranked 3rd on Runnyeye. Behind the uber talented, super duper and ultimately hawt Fusion. Not bad when you consider we actually raid 8 hours less per week.... ;)

N.B. For all you lovely Fusion peeps who seem to read this website more than I do... "Hi <3". I just want you to know that I am truly sorry for my ultimate tardiness and I deeply regret my previous inaccurate post. It breaks my heart to hear that it has affected and troubled members of one of the greatest guilds on Runnyeye so deeply. I never would have expected our humble website to have such far-reaching influence (I always thought it was only Searle's hawtness that had such a powerful impact.) Love and Tunare's Blessings to you all.

ToMC: CLEAR
PoAO: CLEAR
MMB: on Munzok
Miragul's: Miragul
Ykesha's: on The Big Man Ykesha

Going to improve Searle's dancing over the next few weeks and then we are going to kill some more stuffs.

Current Targets:

Munzok, another mob in Miragul's, Ykesha
Nimrael's Mother (still on the hunt for this one...)

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News

Hardcore Haladan and his litte hairy elephant!

7th Jan 2010

With the expansion nearly upon us we thought we should step it up a gear and spank something hairy while there was still time... the mammouth took it well, but in the end his tusks were no match for Ascend! Woo us!

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QQ spanked!

10th Dec 2009

Once we found the rhythm sticks we were golden... just need to keep the roll rolling! Again, Searle left his camera behind. Ghey.

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ZOMGheyzak pwned!

9th Dec 2009

Finally! After a few weeks of mincing about with this super annoying mob, we finally took him down. Wooo Ascend! (sadly no screenie as I was AFK and everyone else had to go and quietly cry themselves to sleep after the fight...)

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Field General Uktap

18th Oct 2009

On a Sunday! ZOMG! Finally, after sharpening our blades, putting on fresh eyeliner and Searle trimming his crayon beard, we tied down his adds and pwned him in the face! Woo us! Woo!

Uktap PWNED!

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Anashti Sul knocked UP!

16th September 2009

Finally after some noncing around and finally pulling Nimrael off the floor (he thought she was THAT hawt) we bashed her and we bashed her good! Thats another zone cleared now to Ascend! Woo us!

Anashti BANGED!

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Tyrannus the Dark TAKEN DOWN!

23rd August 2009

Moving on to our next progress mob we quickly dispatched Tyrannus the Dark. Butcherblock Mountain is sooo 2008. Tyrannus' throne is 2009 baby!

Tyrannus DOWNED!

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Zarrakon DOWN!

13th August 2009

Having had more trouble with summer afks than Alice did with Bill the Lizard, we finally sent Zarrakon down the rabbit hole. Pills anyone?

Zarrakon DOWNED!

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Gynok Moltor SLAIN!

29th June 2009

On our third evening with Mr. Moltor, we dispatched him on our first pull. Giving us our first cleared TSO zone. Awesome work by all in Ascend, everyone pulled out their l33t skillZ to firmly put us in 2nd place on the server! Zarrakon will die soon, maybe Xanadu should watch out.... ;)

Gynok DOWNED!